Chicken Love… I call it Obsession

I have this friend, and i will not name any names. She has the most obsessive compulsive disorder when it comes to C-H-I-C-K-E-N! You sure heard me right, i mean im obsessed with books but a two legged creature? No they don’t call them legs, what is the word again? Feet? Webby feet? Anyway she would pick anything and everyone, okay i exaggerate, her son definitely would come in, an inch of a nose before the love for chicken. She is A FIERCE mother. But if you’re a friend like me, never push the ultimatum of you or chicken!

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I mean who can resist that yummilicious? When she sees this, her eyes will pop and there world would do a Bruno Mars and come to a standstill, and all that would exist would be her and the chicken. She even had to be given a consolidatory (Please don’t mock my new made words) prize on a piece of chicken once when a baboon snatched hers, believe me when i say it was Tragic.

She makes me laugh, and in a perfect world she would have chicken all day everyday, Shwarma anyone? This is how a chicken feels when it sees you, and please note, I shall name no name!

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Trust me ‘Friend’ the chicken does not love you… Keep telling yourself it does this….chickenthat it practically waits for you to spice, roast and sink your teeth in it.. I clearly beg to differ.

But no matter what i would give you the last bit of my chicken and then some! That been said, one more person who will never be a vegetarian, Thanks for showing love to this lil guy ‘Friend’. Chicken Licken, KFC, Nandos, Hungry Lion, heck no chicken is safe…

Yours Beautifully and Wonderfully

Shaz

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